More Choices for Relationship Status!

I'm sick of being labelled as just plain 'ol 'Single'. How about being 'In A Non-Existent Relationship'?

And to what extent of complexity can a couple consider themselves to be in a 'It's Complicated' relationship?

Well, what if I'm Single because it's complicated to even get myself a boyfriend! Doesn't that mean, I, being single, deserve to be labeled as 'It's Complicated'?

Or rather, 'I'm Complicated'????

What about couples who aren't married, but label themselves as 'Married'? I find that annoying, sorry!

......I wrote a lengthy note regarding this matter. If you want to read further, check out this link to my profile's notes :

Tell me what you guys think!